About Me

Trespassing is dangerous and only really bad people do it. That’s why everything here that looks all trespassy is really just creative fiction and clever manipulation in MS Paint. Yes. *ahem*

But also, first off, never ever EVER go in a storm drain when there’s ANY chance of rain anywhere nearby. Seriously. No Drains When It Rains – you will die.

Ok, anyway, so what are we doing here? Honestly, I’m not even sure. I’ve been taking pictures, on and off, for most of my life. I finally gave in to the peer pressure from family and friends and decided to print and mount a bunch of them for a local art crawl, for the League of Longfellow Artists – LoLA 2014.

I got asked a lot of questions, but the repeated themes were:

  1. Do you have a website?
  2. Do you have a business card?
  3. Aren’t you kind of a dumb-ass?

LoLA 2014 was a great experience, and aside from being called a dumb-ass all weekend long, I made a lot of great contacts and just… had fun. So when I got the opportunity to participate in Art-A-Whirl in 2015, I thought I’d better address these repeated themes from the last show.

I can’t do much about being a dumb-ass, but I can design a business card and (barely) hammer out a website, so here we are.

The website still mostly serves as a point of contact, I suppose. I haven’t devoted a ton of time to it – it turns out that I hate updating websites even more than I hate editing photos!

I’ll have galleries to look at, but they won’t be comprehensive – they almost can’t be, at this point. But the best of the best will show up here – stuff that gets printed and ends up at shows, for sure, and maybe some extras. But for every image that shows up here, there are probably seven more just like it, with subtle differences, that didn’t quite make the cut.

If you see something that you like (or that you ALMOST like) that you MUST have on your wall, drop me a line from the Contact Me page and let’s work something out. Any image, any size – loose prints or fully mounted and framed and ready for the wall – let’s work together and find what works best for you.

Or just have a quick look through a bunch of pictures, shake your head, and wander off muttering about what a dumb-ass I must be.